oh, the beautiful sea

I went to the beach a few weeks ago, and I certainly saw some interesting things. I enjoyed the Majestic Ocean, the pounding surf, the lovely shoreline, and of course, the people:



Now, I believe that the beach is one place where people should be free. Eat everything! Wear whatever you want (...though please wear something)! There is No Judgment at the beach. This seems to be a universally held sentiment, so you usually see some unusual sights.

...but it was this stunning creature that caught my eye that day:

She had applied the makeup gun generously, and was fully decked out in a gold lamé bikini and extremely strappy shoes (they might have been platforms, the sand hides things well)

It wasn't really her looks that got the attention, though (okay, that was part of it)--she was clearly having a very good time at the beach. She would prance around joyously, pausing once in a while to bend over or pose for no particular reason


She also liked to showcase her dancing. Pole-grabbing and gyrating were a large part of her repertoire.




She was clearly a fun-loving, friendly young woman.

Very friendly.

Most people seemed to take her in stride, though at SOME point she might have sent the wrong message, because someone stuck a dollar bill into her bikini bottom.


She seemed to really enjoy that.

oops.

...that turned out to be a really long detour. Two months...I think that's the longest I've gone without posting.

Recap!

MAY::
I graduated!

yes. a monumental event.


After graduation, I felt pretty good about life. Who knew what the future would hold? I was on the path to GREATNESS. I would cure cancer! I would fix the BP oil spill! Anything was possible!!


JUNE::





...LATE JUNE::

First signs of life. I decided to take on some responsibility in my life and I adopted a basil plant (can't risk the goldfish, yet. baby steps!). Started cooking more. Thought maybe it'd be a good idea to draw.

JULY::
I remembered I had a blog.

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so yea, not much. I've mostly been really really lazy. BUT I have made significant progress toward employment, so I am absolutely using that to justify my laziness. My last summer vacation.

oh and here is a picture of my plant:

yes I did take a picture with it.