As a recent college graduate I've joined my 705019 million fellows in the constant hair-pulling and despair that comes from being unemployed. Actually, I can claim technical employment--I have the great fortune of working part-time in a bakery.
It is a pretty delightful job. I liberally partake of the stock (shh shhh), there's always a delicious aroma wafting through the air, and the Boss Baker even whistles! It's like something out of a movie!
I wouldn't mind working in a bakery part-time forever. Unfortunately it's not something with which I can really support myself...unless...
CORPORATE BAKERY EXECUTIVE. ...Baking? Tasting? CBO. CTO.
Think of the company benefits!*
Not to mention the morning de-briefings...
It better come with an excellent health plan.
*my bakery does not, in fact, make bearclaws or croissants. frittata?
5 years ago